The bird watcher guy responded to my DM pretending to be interested in him.
At first he seemed… hesitant but he isn’t very tech literate and once I said I was 17 going on 18 he was pretty convinced I think. Only a few days of private messaging back and forth later, he folded and gave me his address; the game was done.
I guess I’ll swat him, when I get around to it… I mean at first it was fun to slowly sweat him, cuz once he realized I wasn’t gonna respond anymore I guess he assumed I was Chris Hanson or something. Started threatening me, saying I couldn’t prove he was ever planning on doing anything before my 18th birthday and he didn’t sign a release or whatever. But then it got so pathetic I’m starting to feel weird about it or… I don’t know. He just vented his whole life story to me, his first few relationships in high school with girls he scared off by being too forward and how he used to cut himself and then his sister found out and got mad at him and how he kept having dreams about what the world would be like if he died, and then I think… after all that something shifted.
He figured out who I was then, from the looks I had given him that day on the trail, like he had been flipped over and with his belly exposed he got a better… look at me. If anything that should’ve made the whole thing more satisfying, knowing he’d picture my face when they beat him to a bloody pulp and went through his computer looking for child porn.
But don’t I already have enough of a curse put on me? You’ve done the same by now I’m sure.
Video 11.